d.i.r.t.b.a.g. | 2009-02-24

i'm befuddled.....

is that even a real word?
it must be, my spell check didn't red flag it.

be⋅fud⋅dle [bi-fuhd-l] – verb (used with object), -dled, -dling.
1. to confuse, as with glib statements or arguments: politicians befuddling the public with campaign promises.
2. to make stupidly drunk.

not really the word i was looking for, i now realize, but let's just get on with this, shall we?

i am befuddled.
by women.

i can be at the end of a long weekend of hard partying, unshaven, haven't slept or showered for 2 1/2 days, bleary eyed, bandana'ed up, hiding under a hood and sunglasses, still feeling the effects of whatever i may have gotten into the nights before, slightly outside of myself, minding my own business, and, to put it bluntly, looking a feeling like a complete and total dirtbag.

it's at this most opportune of times, that the women appear. from almost out of nowhere. one after the other. oftentimes in pairs. once, they appeared thrice before me.

i cannot wrap my head around it.
why?
i am, in every sense of the word, a dirtbag. yet still, they come.
why?

i suppose i should just keep my mouth shut and bask in it, the fact that any women want to have anything to do with me at all!
but really? wtf, kids? for real. why then? why, are you all so drawn to the dirtbag?

just another chapter in the book of how men will, never, ever understand the beautifuller of the sexes.

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